draculoids: do you know why we’re all single we never forwarded those chain messages
Teacher: C'mon guys! You did this in 3rd grade!
Student: I don't even remember what I had for dinner last night you fucking whore.
A haiku about getting out of bed: No no no no no No no no no no no no No no no no no
confessabehr: can never work at music stores because forever mentally judging people’s music taste
friend: OMG I can't believe he rejected me! why am I such a hopeless romantic?!
me: one time a snack machine rejected my dollar and I was really hungry