April 2012
draculoids: do you know why we’re all single we never forwarded those chain messages
Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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Apr 28th
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Apr 28th
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Apr 28th
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Apr 27th
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Teacher: C'mon guys! You did this in 3rd grade!
Student: I don't even remember what I had for dinner last night you fucking whore.
Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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Apr 24th
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Apr 24th
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Apr 24th
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A haiku about getting out of bed: No no no no no No no no no no no no No no no no no
Apr 24th
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Apr 24th
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Apr 24th
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Apr 24th
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Apr 24th
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confessabehr: can never work at music stores because forever mentally judging people’s music taste
Apr 24th
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Apr 23rd
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Apr 22nd
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Apr 22nd
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Apr 22nd
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Apr 22nd
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Apr 22nd
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Apr 22nd
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Apr 22nd
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Apr 22nd
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Apr 22nd
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Apr 22nd
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Apr 22nd
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Apr 22nd
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Apr 22nd
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Apr 22nd
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Apr 22nd
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Apr 22nd
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Apr 22nd
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Apr 22nd
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Apr 22nd
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Apr 22nd
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Apr 22nd
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friend: OMG I can't believe he rejected me! why am I such a hopeless romantic?!
me: one time a snack machine rejected my dollar and I was really hungry
Apr 22nd
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Apr 22nd
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Apr 22nd
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Apr 22nd
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